"Mummy, I want you to look like a rockstar so you can be in my band I want to make...what does a rockstar look like?"

After selecting an outfit of school uniform (at the weekend), pirate hat and football boots: "hmmm, which colour pants should I wear today, what do you think?"
Er...I think that's the least of your worries!

‎"Mummy it's Valentine's day, happy Valentine's day! I need to make something for someone I love, wait here"...

"I can't go to bed I've used up all my sleeping powers"
(Career goal - Superhero)

"Mummy I wish you were a marble run and then you turned back into yourself...I wish you had buttons, then people could turn you into whatever they wanted you to be and back again, they could press a button on your head and you could charge for one minute!"
All this because he wants a marble run...

"Mummy I wish you lived in San Frisco [sic] then you could come and visit me"

Interesting insult:
"I didn't do it, you...bunny rabbit!"

‎"Mummy, look at my drawing, it's a Ginger house!"
"Lovely, do you mean gingerbread house?"
"No, I coloured it orange, see?"

Very strange conversation with my sleeping child:
Mummy I've got a secret
What's the secret?
You can't know the secret...
Oh...right, sorry
It's a secret question
Maybe I can answer it...?
No, I don't want it solved!

‎"I'm x-ray-visioning my teddy's face I can't speak to you right now"

‎"Did you give your teddy bear a name?"
"No, I don't want to, I don't think he needs one...but this penny, he's called Bananas!"